Why Wendy?...Why?

So today I go to get my car serviced. You know the drill, oil change every 3000 miles, only this time I'm approaching 8000 miles between oil changes. (I've been a busy man of late, what can I say!?!). Anyhow, I usually take my car to the Vandergriff Honda dealership where I bought it from everytime. (I know, its just an oil change, I can actually take the car anywhere to get it done...and probably for less at that.)

Enough rambling, let me get back on topic now. (This is a my blog about nothing correct?). I'm sitting down in the waiting area along with everyone else, and lo and behold, 'The Wendy Williams Show' is on. (Whooptie Friggin Doo!). But she has these two guys on the show sitting next to her that have a business together makin women's shoes (high heels, boots, the whole shebang). Ok, on the surface you would think I'd put that whole concept in question..but I'm not. Who am I to knock another man/woman's hustle? (Get cha money dawg.) What made me do a double take was Wendy Williams and how close she is to being put on the "Hot A$$ Mess list." (...if she isn't already on it)

What grabbed my attention is the fact that she looks so much like a MAN!!! Mind you, she was sitting next to two men that actually look like real men. For more than a moment, I had a hard time believing that there was actually a woman on the stage to begin with! On top of that she's trying to do her best Beyonce impersonation with the long blonde hair extensions in her head.

So now I have to wonder...did Wendy Williams ever look like a female in her entire life or what??? I'm gonna guess that all the plastic surgery she's gotten done that's catching up with her. She might want go holla at Lil Kim and see the effect the surgery took on her rap career. (Note to female rappers: Just because Betty Boop cartoons are cute doesn't mean that you looking like the real life version will be cute in the literal sense!)

...On second thought, maybe someone should holla at Lil Kim and Wendy Williams in the same session! Although, it might be a bit late to restore Lil Kim at this point.